In Chin Deep

Bernie Madoff is the fuck who was responsible for tons of greedy douchebags and charitable organizations losing most or nearly all of their money. He was once the renowned former chairman of the NASDAQ SE and now has become a household name, having been charged with carrying out one of the most amazing investor fraud cases ever perpetrated. His connections span the globe. At this moment, he is currently under house-arrest until he has to face his indictment….hoping and waiting that his wealth and connections can help him. As a result of what Bernie has done, there are a good amount of people...

Ok, so we have all been through it or will go through it at some point.  Eventually everyone experiences the passing of a friend into the death that is better known as marriage.  Now I know the women out there will not appreciate hearing that, but tough titties, that’s just how it is.  No longer will the best bud be there for the weekends of drunken debauchery at a moments notice.  No longer will they be able to hang out and watch the game every week.  Their weekends will consist of trips to your local home improvement store.  Maybe if they are feeling adventurous, they will make a side...

Unless you’ve been living a fuckin’ cave for the past 6 months, you’ve probably heard about the truly disturbing story behind the disappearance of Caylee Anthony. Let me start by saying that this is a truly sad story. And that’s all the sympathy you’ll get from me today… CNN began taking advantage of this misfortune as soon as the story broke. First, CNN reported this missing child just like the rest of the media retards. And as the story got cold and few viewers cared any more, CNN just wouldn’t let it die. They eventually gave that annoying biotch Nancy Grace permission to sit and...

Let’s face it; protesting has always been a popular pastime. It makes people feel good to get out there and express an opinion in situations over which we really have no control. So when the government, our employers or another group does something that we don’t like, we call all our hippy friends and arrange a protest. Protesting almost seems to be in our blood. Across oceans and generations, people are protesting. And in this country, our righteous founding fathers decided that it was important to protect our right to protest in the First Amendment. Congress shall make no law respecting an...

Lets take a trip in the way back machine to the mid 90s…a time where the average family started to access the web from their mac or pc sitting in the den. Compared to today’s computers, that computer, encased in an ugly grey or beige color box, was practically a toaster oven. You probably used it to type term papers (in 5-paragraph format according to your MLA book) or for a scorching game of solitaire…OOH, FEEL THE EXCITEMENT! Somewhere down the line, most people started to access the World Wide Web on their computers (cause “slow shitty guy living in his parents basement...

On a recent night out of drinking, as it so often does, meeting women at a bar was brought up into the discussion.  Now of course we all have our own views of those we meet at a bar and where it may lead.  More often than not it is someone that we would enjoy for the night, and maybe a few more after, but that’s about it.  It is generally accepted that bars and clubs are meant for short term hookups as we travel down the path of life.  Typically men are the ones that have to work to get a girl.  Buying drinks for them and any friends they are with is a given.  Slowly breaking the chosen...

We’ve all seen them out there.  They disgust you at the gym.  They make you want to break your beer bottle over their head at the bar.  When you’re at a football game, you want to just punch them in the chest so they shut up.  Who is this mystery person that causes nothing but hatred.  It’s that old guy that is grasping to his last bit of youth that he believes is still there.  You know who I’m talking, the douchebag that goes back to the frat house homecoming weekend to relive the glory days.  We all know someone like this, and God help you if you are one of these guys.  To help...

Most people have a place that they go to for escape from stress. Some people have the beach, the library, or even the movies.  Others hire a dominatrix to beat the shit out of them…sickos (no judgment). Me? Well, I choose to get rid of my stress the healthy way. I like to go to the gym and tax my body to the point that I completely forget the reason why I was so stressed out. I can spend anywhere from 1 to 2 hours a day at the gym. It makes the stress melt away. However, there is a way to completely destroy the rejuvenating effects of working out…and that is being around other people that...

Have you ever been asked, “Do you mind if I smoke?” This question usually comes from an asshole smoker who seeks to light up in your vicinity. I have been asked this question and I truly fuckin hate it. And to be honest, I have to stereotype every idiot who has ever asked me a question this dumb. Such a dumb question can mean one of two things. The first option; this retarded cunt  really has no idea how impolite it is to blow toxic fumes in another human being’s face. And I don’t mean retarded in the cute, I-was-born-with-a-disability way, either. The other option is that they...

The day that men have come to fear is almost here.  After months of watching football, drinking beer, and eating wings, it has been decided that this is the day to make up for it.  Who decided on this day? History has not been quite clear on this matter, however I believe it may be a mix of the greeting card people and chocolate makers of the world.  In a bid to fill the winter void between the Christmas and Easter sales, something had to be done.  So what did they do?  They decide to take a random day in the shortest month and say this is when you should show you love someone.  This display...