In Chin Deep

Unless you’ve been living a fuckin’ cave for the past 6 months, you’ve probably heard about the truly disturbing story behind the disappearance of Caylee Anthony. Let me start by saying that this is a truly sad story. And that’s all the sympathy you’ll get from me today…

CNN began taking advantage of this misfortune as soon as the story broke. First, CNN reported this missing child just like the rest of the media retards. And as the story got cold and few viewers cared any more, CNN just wouldn’t let it die. They eventually gave that annoying biotch Nancy Grace permission to sit and run her annoying fucking mouth about the situation for what seems like 12 hours every day.

Normally, I don’t complain about bad TV programs because I just don’t watch them. However, each day as I flip between CNN (my favorite news station) and FOX (which I watch for entertainment purposes cause those douchebags have funny things to say), I have to pass the “All Nancy Grace, All the Time” station (which is also owned by CNN). No matter how quickly I push the ‘channel-up’ button, it’s never fast enough for me to avoid hearing the shrilly voice and seeing the angry, constipated look that comprises Nancy Grace.

Day-in and day-out, Nancy beats the splooge out of the Caylee Anthony story. As she recklessly bellows, CNN repeatedly shows the same photos and plays the same video of Casey Anthony, the accused mother. And in each photo and each video clip, the young Casey is shown partying, laughing and enjoying life despite the status of her missing daughter. I’ll have to admit, this is the only good part of the coverage. There’s something about a baby-killing sex-panther that just gets me going.

Enough of that; Today I vented my anger of the whole situation by drafting the following letter to CNN. In my letter, I express how I feel about their coverage of the Caylee story:

A Letter to CNN
Dear CNN,
I’m writing to you to tell you how I feel about your coverage the Caylee Anthony story. I think you may be overdoing this story a little bit. Did you know that there are over 2,000 children that go missing every day? I’d like to tell you that I think there may be children other than Caylee Anthony that deserve some attention, too. Do you think you could cover their stories too? True, the other missing children may not be white and their moms may not be hot little sex-buckets. But you may be able to help them if you give them some exposure on your fine television station. Look, I’m not a complete dummy- I realize that you need these things for your ratings. After all, who wants to watch sob stories about ugly minority children. I just think it would be nice if you reported all the news, and not just the sexy stories.

Also, if you wouldn’t mind, please replace Nancy Grace with another angry and equally incapable of pleasing men, woman. We’d all sleep a lot better if we didn’t have to hear her annoying voice and see her stupid, annoying face on TV all night as she bitches about whatever the fuck she’s always bitching about. I appreciate your consideration and look forward to your response. No matter what you decide, I still like you guys more than those douchebags over at FOX.

XOXO
-ricko

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