In Chin Deep

We live in a time filled with people who are becoming increasingly focused on eating right and staying healthy. With dedication and a goal set in your mind, it can be easy. A good step in the right direction would be buying only healthy food and preparing meals at home instead of going to a restaurant. But what do the folks that work a 9-5 job in an office without access to a kitchen do?  What options are there for the people that sit on their collective fat asses all day long? You know the type…usually they are a 200 pound shrill that loves to take account of every time you come in late or leave early.

Now what do people like these shrills do when they are constantly surrounded by Dunkin Donuts, Starbucks, Cheesecake Factory, and all the other cholesterol pumping establishments? Well, if you are part of the front desk staff at my last company, the answer is easier than you think! These shrills at my last job would spend every week trying out the latest get-thin-quick diet scheme (diet pills, low carbs, no carbs, all protein, bananas, colorless food, bloodletting, etc.), and then celebrate that one to two pound loss with a Venti mocha frappucino and a thick slice of chocolate cake. It was the same fracking thing all the time, “Oh my God, Kelly, I lost 2 pounds. That’s super amazing, Lisa! Let’s celebrate with some Cheesecake Factory!”

Eventually it got to the point that these shrills starting picking out what they were going to order for lunch after they clocked in at 8AM. The end result of a couple years of this routine resulted in a very successful gain of around 30 pounds a piece.

The moral of the story is that if you want to eat healthy and stay healthy, then put down the fucking menu, fatty!

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